swav3y:

The term “Hooked Up” is so broad, like did you kiss or did you do anal?

accio-shitpost:

harry potter and the alarming lack of grandparents in the wizarding world

roguejedis:

saddest seven word story: cold one with the boys, never cracked

tajkajerso:

beholdmybloginator:

i’m like heinz doofenshmirtz because i, too, like being petty, singing off-key, and over-sharing my deepest traumas for no discernible reason

I also think of myself as evil but am at best a minor inconvenience.

(Source: moeszyslakofficial)